It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
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Because the farmers milk them dry!
By tree mail!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Facebook?