How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.