How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!