How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.