How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.