Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor