How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf