How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols