If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Pungent
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Afroturf
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Raisin Bran
An upper crust.
