Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
The toothfairy.
A mariguana.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
A. Their criminal record
Lack-toes intolerant
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
None. They are all on the outside.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.
Fill 'er up!"
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
There is no dirt in the hole!
A Terra Bite
Take it drag racing
Welp, seal ate her.