What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women