What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.