Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.