Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!