A. So they can find their way back to the house.
A: Tulips.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Premature ejactulation.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
In the way!
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Wet.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A. Because of their loco motives
