What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.