What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.