Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite