Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet