Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !