Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!