Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Who was left?

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts