What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.