What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!