What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.