What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!