Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.