Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.