Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.