Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.