Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.