Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)