Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.