What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.