What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas