What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion