What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.