Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.