Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".