Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.