Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.