Because her boyfriend was going in .
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Nigeria.
He said he can't elope.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.