Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.