Because her boyfriend was going in .
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because his mother was in a jam.
Elf.
To get to the Reich side
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
They both go down for the count!!
Because they "can't even."
