Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator