Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'