What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"