You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
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No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
I don't cry when I chop up a Whore.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
That's a huge axe man!
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
Chopped dates.
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
They both die if you chop them
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Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
He liked to chop and change !
I wanna Bone a part
I cry when I chop an onion.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Run!
A road hog !
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Peas and hominy
Chickpeas
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
A Hodor...
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
His hand caught on fire.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
A strip mine
She strips.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Are you my mother
