Part Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.