What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts