What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts