What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.