What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.