What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.