What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts