What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts