What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts