Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.