Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A Spaghetto.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.