Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.