Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!