Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.