Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.