Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.