Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!