Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs