Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!