What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!