What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Previous Random Joke Next
Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!