What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!