What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!