What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!