Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."