How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.