How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet