How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it