How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.