How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11