How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.