Daddy help I'm melting!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
Ice melt it.
9/11
Help! I'm melting!
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
He was melting
The snow on top of it has melted.
I'm melting!
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
He thought he was melting.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Because he thought he was melting.
A: Because they'll melt.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
thermite.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Half a dog
He thought they were revolting!
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
Because he's close to The Edge
Smoked Muenster.
Baking Soda
Because Paracetamol on fire.
mourning wood
Spring water
Spring water.