Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

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