Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.