Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

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Why was the lobster upset?

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.