What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!