What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!