What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!