What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Previous Random Joke Next

War Jokes More War Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!