How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug