How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !