What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.