What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple