What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.