What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.