Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting