Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.