Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.