Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.