Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.