Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.