Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic