Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.