Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Nice Car Jokes More Nice Car Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."