Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."