Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!