Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.