Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff