What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.