What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !