What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven