What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.