What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !