Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist