Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists