How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.