How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.