They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.