What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"