What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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He drove people bananas!

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the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Denim denim denim

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"