What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.