What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.