What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.