What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.