What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.