How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.