How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer