How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.