How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.