How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.