How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.