How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).