Neighour
By looking over your shoulder.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
A Vinegar.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
They're not infallible
Post office.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
A coconut!
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.