Neighour
Her diode starts flashing green.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Their criminal record.
A stay at home dad
In the end, I settled.
Baked ham.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
Awkward.
They're not infallible
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.