What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV