What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist