What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.