What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!